December 2010
17 posts
Reblog if you didn't know you could use the J and...
yougottalivetoparty:
Why I hate being single in...
Person: “So, who you gonna kiss under the mistletoe?” Me: “Oh, actually, I’m single so…yeah.”
Person: “So, who you gonna kiss at midnight on New Year’s?” Me: “Yeah, I’m uh, still single so…”
Person: “So, who’s gonna be your Valentine?” Me: ”I’M FUCKING SINGLE! GET IT INTO YOUR FUCKING HEAD! I’M GOING TO GROW OLD ALONE EXCEPT FOR MY PLETHORA OF CATS!”